Cryptocurrency is volatile, speculative, and at times spiritual. It is also the most asymmetric bet of our generation: small downside (the position size) and theoretical large upside.
Allocate no more than 5-10% of thy portfolio. Buy bitcoin and ethereum. Avoid the meme coins, the leveraged plays, the 'next bitcoin' pitches. 99% of altcoins go to zero. The 1% that do not, thou wilt not pick.
Self-custody what thou plannest to hold long-term. 'Not your keys, not your coins' — the Brothers who left funds on FTX learned this in tears.
The Seal of the Chamber
Asymmetry is the only edge the small Brother holds.